you have one new message.
so, i came back to my room, to hear the following message in a whispered, somewhat automated, and very spooky voice:

"This message is for Nate Shorb.
We are calling concerning the size of your nipples.
We would like to do a feature on your nipples for the Echo this week.
Please give us a call."

never a dull moment in room 438. well that's not true, but this was exciting. almost as exciting as kyle getting a prank call from what sounded like a girl at 1 in the morning last night.