the following took place in my middle school class yesterday and it was funny.

the people (names have been changed so they dont know im talking about them):
schmabby: somewhat snobby, or perhaps feisty is a better word, a stereotypical suck-up goody two shoes.
schmad: rebellious, the kid in high school you dont want your daughter to date.

the background:
schmad is wearing a hat with two "earrings" pierced through the side of the brim. schmabby is intrigued.

the dialogue:
schmabby: (inquisitively, with a feisty tone) schmad, why is your hat pierced?
schmad: (matter of factly) because i took them out of my nipples last night.
schmabby: (with a look of horror and a tone of regret for asking) ooh.

the outcome:
schmabby minded her own business for the rest of the class time and didnt say a word to - or even look at - schmad or i.