i stopped in at the bank today to ask about my checking account balance. i had been checking the balance on the ATM machine and things didnt appear to be quite right. when i told the lady my problem, she asked if the balance on the ATM machine was too much or too little.
i was thinking about it later...how many people go in when they think their balance is too much?
when it's too much, you've (conveniently) made an error in your calculations and you'll figure it out later. when it's too little, the bank obviously made a mistake. hmm.

t-minus 3 hours until the long night of traveling begins. au revoir or gutentag or something like that.