Tuesday, January 28, 2003

fox is tops
i'll admit. im addicted to joe millionaire. something gives me pleasure in seeing the evil schemes of women revealed.
there's this certain girl, who is, incidentally, a hoosier. she calls herself "mojo" which makes her that much more annoying. well, here's what i had to say before the show as an away message:

"if joe millionaire doesn't kick "mojo" off the show tonight i'm gonna smash a tv or two. and gouge my eyes out. and pour lemon juice and ketchup into my eye sockets. and scream. a lot. i hate that girl."

i am pleased to say no tv's were smashed, and i still have my precious eyes. she was kicked off. if you dont watch the show, you have no idea how good this news is. here's what another friend had to say:

Cerafina7: so he kicked her off
Cerafina7: i've seen about five minutes of the show
Cerafina7: that girl made me want to chew my own eyeballs out of my head
Cerafina7: hallelujah

so, its the general consensus. even someone i dont know IM'd me and told me they were with me on the away message. i mean, she wears ugly hats. and that about all she wears. and she thinks shes hot. and for the love of all that is human and good, she calls herself mojo. thank you, fox, for getting rid of her.
now i'm rooting for zora. she's the underdog. she's modest. she's not a tramp. she's not flirtatious. etc. she's respectable. go zora.
and for goodness sake, i just cant wait til he drops the bomb and breaks the news.
and thats all i have to say. goodnight.

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