Dear Pickle Companies of America and Europe,
America, you have some of the best pickles in the world. But you make us fish for them with hopeless stabs of forks that are too short. It's a frustration.
Europe, you have invented the ingenious pickle-lifter, so that consumers can grasp their chosen pickle from the top of the jar with ease. But your pickles really aren't that great. It's a disappointment.
Therefore, I propose a simple and fair trade. Pickle lifter for the pickle recipe. Even steven. Everyone wins. The world rejoices.
Think about it.
Sincerely yours.
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