read the taylor blog to hear about my dream of a life.
erica was at the beach today and i was jealous. i talked to her on the phone and heard seagulls in the background.
i've mentioned on here about my brother who lives on the floor, jonas. he is tall and lanky and has large nipples and plays music and just looks like me in general. well tonight, i was getting my summer haircut, and while i was doing so, i realized my unibrow would be exposed and some plucking would be necessary.
jonas...my brother...happened to be in the bathroom...and we just happened to be talking about how we were brothers. the only difference is he is a lot skinnier. but he'll be my size once he's a junior and his metabolism slows down. he's a lot cooler, too, though, and that probably won't change.

"jonas...do you happen to have any tweezers...(with growing excitement realizing he probably did)...to pluck your unibrow...DO YOU PLUCK YOUR UNIBROW?!?"

(assuredly, almost as excited) "you know i do. for sure."

"ME TOO! WE REALLY ARE BROTHERS!"

that's my story.
i was gonna put it up on the taylor blog...but i wasn't quite ready to release that info to the world at large.