I'm late in starting, but I'd really like to keep a record of the ridiculous things fathers are forced to say in trying to teach a two year old. Some samples in recent memory, not surprisingly all revolving around the proper use of tools:
"Please take your drill out of my ear."
"No, please don't saw Papa's face."
and just today...
"No! No! No! We don't hammer the cucumbers!"
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
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I love that the teachable moments often begin with "we don't....:
Exactly, Zack...it's either that or referring to myself in the third person...
That's part of what makes these statements so ridiculously funny and absurd...part of what makes me feel so ridiculously old...
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