most guys you know try to save the fun for later on in the year, and break themselves in easy. here at taylor, we go straight to it, and hit the fun straight on. tonight we had probably the most fun we'll have all semester...we used nair to remove all of yoder's back hair. seriously folks, that stuff should be illegal. but his back is silky smooth now.
kyle and i are beginning to think my narcolepsy is cause for concern. i dont know why now all of a sudden i finally am thinking its a problem, but lets face it, requiring 10 or more hours of sleep a night isnt normal, not to mention it just isnt practical. i would say that i have acute narcolepsy, but then i remember that acute means severe, but who wouldve thought that? acute is supposed to mean tiny little cute, like an acute angle..its not supposed to mean on your deathbed severe. whatever.
happy labor day. it's 2:08 in the morning and i just woke up from watching a movie and im kinda delirious.

ok, i'll be honest, i wrote this post at 2:08 on sunday night and it was pretty funny but blogger messed it all up and wouldnt let me fix it and now its monday morning and im trying to recreate the madness and it just isnt there. but who reads this anyway. i'll shut up now. im an idiot.