the phone rings.
me: hello?
woman: is mr. or mrs. shorb there?
me: ummm, this is mr. shorb.
woman: hello, this is so-and-so from such-and-such. im calling because you contacted us about a bedwetting problem for a 5-year-old of yours?
me: *chuckle* well, ACTUALLY, i am a college student and chances are this was a prank played on me by one of my friends.
woman: *chuckle* ok, thank you.
me: do you get that a lot?
woman: yes...yes, we do.
me: im not surprised. sorry about that, have a good night.